A Scandal in Bohemia
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ANNOUNCER And now I know Dr. Watson's
waiting for us, so let's go in and join him.
KNOCK ON DOOR
WATSON
BEHIND DOOR Come in. Come in, come in.
DOOR OPENS
ANNOUNCER Good evening, Dr. Watson.
WATSON Good evening, Mr. Bartell.
DOOR SHUTS
WATSON You're quite muffled up tonight, I see. Overcoat, scarf and
gloves. Slip 'em off and come and join me by the fire.
ANNOUNCER Thanks, doctor. Quite a nip in the air tonight.
WATSON Yes, there is indeed.
ANNOUNCER Well, doctor, you told us last week that tonight's story
centered around the activities of a brilliant and beautiful woman.
WATSON Yes, my boy. Her name was Irene Adler. But I never
knew Holmes to refer to her by any other name than
"The Woman."
ANNOUNCER She sounds mighty intriguing. How did you happen to meet up
with her?
WATSON Well, I'll tell you the story from the beginning. One night --
it was on the twentieth of March, Eighteen Hundred and Eighty-Eight, to be exact --
I
was returning home from a visit to a patient, when my steps led me through Baker Street.
Since my marriage, I hadn't seen much of Sherlock Holmes
and--
ANNOUNCER You couldn't resist stopping by Two-Twenty-One B, I'm sure,
doctor.
WATSON Of course I couldn't. As I stood outside the well-remembered
door, I looked up at the lighted windows and saw the tall, spare figure of my old
friend
pass twice in dark silhouette against the blind. He was pacing the room swiftly,
eagerly, with his head sunk on his chest and his hands clasped behind him. To me,
who
knew his every mood and habit, his attitude and manner told their own story. He was
hot
on the scent of some new problem. I rang the bell and a few moments later, found myself
standing before him. FADES OUT
HOLMES
FADES IN Marriage suits you,
Watson. You look in splendid shape.
WATSON Yes, Holmes, I'm feeling very
well, thanks.
HOLMES And in practice again, I see. You didn't tell me that you'd
gone back into harness.
WATSON
SURPRISED Oh? How do you know?
HOLMES Elementary, my dear chap. If a gentleman walks into my rooms
smelling of iodoform, with a black mark of nitrate of silver on his right forefinger
and
a bulge on the left side of his hat to show where he has secreted his stethoscope,
I
should be dull, indeed, if I didn't pronounce him to be an active member of the medical
profession.
WATSON
CHUCKLES Same as ever,
Holmes. By the way, I'm, uh-- I'm not interrupting you, am I?
HOLMES Yes, you are, old fellow, but it's a most welcome
interruption.
WATSON You're working on a new case?
HOLMES It looks like it. This letter arrived by the last post today.
It's undated, and has neither signature nor address. Read it.
WATSON
MUMBLES Let's have a look. READS
"There will call upon you tonight, at a quarter to eight o'clock, a gentleman who
sires to consult you upon a matter of the very deepest moment. Your recent services
to
one of the royal houses of Europe have shown that you are one who may safely be trusted.
This account of you we have from all quarters received." TO
HIMSELF Hm! READS "Be in your chamber,
then, at that hour, and do not take it amiss if your visitor wears a mask."
TO HOLMES Great Scott, it all sounds very mysterious.
What do you imagine it means?
HOLMES Look carefully at the note,
Watson. What do you deduce from it?
WATSON Oh, let's see. Well, the man who wrote it was presumably
well-to-do. Such paper couldn't be bought for under half a crown a packet. And it's
peculiarly strong and stiff.
HOLMES Peculiar -- that's the very word. It's not an English paper at
all. Hold it up to the light. You notice anything?
WATSON Yes. There's a large "E" with a small "g"--
HOLMES
AGREES Mm hm.
WATSON --and a large "G" with a small "t" woven into the texture of
the paper.
HOLMES What does that suggest to you?
WATSON The name of the maker, no doubt; or perhaps his monogram.
HOLMES Not at all, my dear fellow. The "G" with the small "t" stands
for "Gesellschaft," which is the German for "Company."
WATSON And the "E - g"?
HOLMES That stands for Egria.
WATSON Egria?
HOLMES It's in a German-speaking country in Bohemia, not far from
Carlsbad.
WATSON So the paper was made in Bohemia.
HOLMES Undoubtedly. And the man who wrote the note is a German.
WATSON How do you know that?
HOLMES Observe the curious construction of the sentence, "This
account of you we have from all quarters received." A Frenchman or a Russian could
not
have written that. It's the German who is so discourteous to his verbs.
VICTORIAN DOORBELL JANGLES, OFF
WATSON There's your client now. I'd better go,
Holmes.
HOLMES No, no, no, no -- unless you have to.
WATSON Well, I could stay; I thought perhaps that--
HOLMES Then, my dear chap, stay. by all means. I'm lost without my
Boswell, and this promises to be interesting. I told Mrs. Hudson to let the masked
visitor come upstairs unannounced.
KNOCK ON DOOR
HOLMES Come in.
DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS
HOLMES Good evening, sir.
KING You, uh-- You received my note?
HOLMES Yes, indeed. Come in, won't you, and sit down?
KING WALKS TO CHAIR AND SITS BEHIND--
HOLMES This is my friend and colleague, Dr.
Watson. You may say anything before him that you can say to me. Whom have
I the honor to address?
KING You may address me as, er, Count Von Kramm.
WATSON How do you do, sir?
KING You must excuse this mask that I wear. The august person who
employs me wishes his agent to be unknown to you, and I may confess at once that the
title by which I have just called myself is not exactly my own.
HOLMES I was well aware of that fact, sir.
KING You see, Mr. Holmes, the matter
I am about to discuss implicates the great House of Ormstein, hereditary kings of
Bohemia.
HOLMES That had not escaped me either, sir. In fact, if you will
state your case, I shall be better able to advise you -- your Majesty.
KING
ASTONISHED How--? How did you--?
DECISIVELY Yes. Yes, I am the King. Why should I attempt
to conceal it?
HOLMES Why, indeed?
KING I shall remove the mask. BEAT There.
Mr. Holmes, I have traveled incognito from Prague
for the express purpose of consulting you.
HOLMES Then, pray consult.
KING Briefly, the facts are these. Some five years ago, during a
visit to Warsaw, I made the acquaintance of the well-known adventuress, Irene
Adler.
WATSON Irene Adler? We know of her, your Majesty.
HOLMES Look her up in the index for me, will you, Watson? It's right beside you on the desk there.
KING I imagined that her name would not be unfamiliar to you.
SHUFFLE OF PAPERS ... IN AGREEMENT WITH FOLLOWING--
WATSON Here we are, here we are. READS "A.
Abrahams, Actongreen Hatchet Murders, Adler--" Adler.
HOLMES Splendid. Hand me the file, old chap Thank you. Mm hm!
READS AND MUSES "Irene Adler. Born in New Jersey in the
United States of America in Eighteen Fifty-Eight. Contralto." Mm hm. "Prima donna,
Imperial Opera of Warsaw." Oh. "Retired from operatic stage. Living in London." Quite
so. And here's a recent notation -- uh huh. TO KING Your
Majesty, as I understand, became entangled with this young person, wrote her some
compromising letters and is now sirous of getting those letters back.
KING
AMAZED Precisely so. But how could--?
HOLMES Was there a secret marriage?
KING None.
HOLMES No legal papers or certificates?
KING Er, no.
HOLMES Then I fail to follow, your Majesty. If this young lady should
produce her letters for blackmailing purposes, how is she to prove their
authenticity?
KING There is the handwriting.
WATSON That could be a forgery, your Majesty.
KING But it was private note-paper.
HOLMES Stolen.
KING My own seal.
HOLMES Imitated.
KING My photograph.
HOLMES Bought.
KING But - we were both in the photograph.
HOLMES Oh, dear me. Yes, that's very bad. Your Majesty has indeed
committed an indiscretion.
WATSON Did you inscribe this photograph, your Majesty?
KING Yes, Dr. Watson, I am afraid I
did.
WATSON
MUMBLES Good gracious me.
KING
Mr. Holmes, it must be recovered.
HOLMES Perhaps if you were to pay enough, the photograph might be
bought.
KING She refuses to sell.
HOLMES Stolen, then.
KING Five attempts have been made. Twice burglars in my pay ransacked
her house. Once we diverted her luggage when she traveled. Twice she has been waylaid.
There has been no result.
HOLMES Oh, dear, it's quite a pretty little problem.
KING It is a deadly serious one to me.
WATSON Your Majesty, what does Miss Adler intend to do with the
photograph?
KING To ruin me.
HOLMES How, sir?
KING Well, I am about to be married to the second daughter of the
King of Scandinavia. She is the [very] soul of delicacy. A shadow of a doubt as to
my
conduct would bring the matter to an end.
HOLMES And Irene Adler threatens to send the photograph to your
fiancée, I suppose?
KING Yes, and she will do it. Rather than let me marry another woman,
there are no lengths to which she would not go. None.
WATSON Are you sure that she hasn't already sent it, your
Majesty?
KING I am sure.
HOLMES And why?
KING She said she would send it on the day my betrothal is publicly
announced. That day will be next Monday.
HOLMES Splendid! Then we still have three days. Your Majesty will, of
course, stay in London for the present?
KING Yes, certainly. You will find me at the Langham Hotel,
registered as Count Von Kramm.
HOLMES Just two questions before you leave.
KING What are they?
HOLMES Is the photograph large or small?
KING Quite large. And it was in a heavy frame.
HOLMES I see. And what is Irene Adler's London address, please?
KING Briony Lodge, Serpentine Avenue, St. John's Wood.
HOLMES Thank you, your Majesty. Good night, and I trust that we shall
soon have some good news for you.
KING
RISES I am placing all my hopes in you, Mr. Holmes. MOVING OFF Good night. Good night,
Dr. Watson.
WATSON Good night, your Majesty.
DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS
WATSON Fascinating problem, Holmes. I
wish I could help you with it.
HOLMES You can, my dear chap. I shall be glad of your company.
WATSON What's our first move, Holmes?
HOLMES A good night's rest. We'll meet here at ten o'clock tomorrow
morning.
WATSON And then?
HOLMES Then, my dear fellow, we will see what we can find out about
Miss Irene Adler, late of the Warsaw Imperial Opera Company and at present residing
at
Briony Lodge, Serpentine Avenue, St. John's Wood.
BRIDGE
WATSON Well, Holmes, I guess the
examination of Briony Lodge didn't prove very illuminating.
HOLMES No. A bijou residence that represents the essence of dignified
suburbia, but tells us very little about the owner. I think a visit to the local public
house might prove more instructive. Come on, old chap I see the door of the Coach and
Horse is inviting us from across the road.
TWO PAIRS OF FOOTSTEPS ON COBBLESTONE
WATSON Well, our disguises shouldn't cause any suspicion.
HOLMES [That's why] I suggested them. In the character of a couple of
stable hands, I felt that we might inspire confidence. This is a horsy neighborhood,
and
there's a wonderful sympathy and freemasonry among their fraternity. Here we are.
Better
let me do most of the talking.
WATSON Yes, I will. I'm sure that your accent will be more convincing
than mine.
HOLMES Let's go in, shall we?
PUB DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS ... PUB BACKGROUND; PIANO
BARTENDER Well, what'll it be, mateys?
HOLMES
COCKNEY 'Alf a bowl of malt, please. 'Ow 'bout you,
Charley?
WATSON
COCKNEY I'll have the same.
BARTENDER Two half of old and mild.
PUB BACKGROUND AND PIANO FILLS PAUSE ... THEN DRINKS ARE SET DOWN
AND PIANO OUT BEHIND--
BARTENDER Here we are, mateys. Here. That'll be a tenner.
HOLMES
COCKNEY Have a drink wiv us, governor?
BARTENDER Don't mind if I do. I'll have a Guinness. You blokes new
around here?
HOLMES
COCKNEY Oh, yes. We just come over from Clapham.
BARTENDER Clapham, eh? Well, here's looking at you.
DRINKS, EXHALES You hunting for jobs?
HOLMES
COCKNEY Yes, that's right. We was told that Miss Adler across
at Briony Lodge needed a new coachman and groom.
BARTENDER Well, it's the first I've heard of it -- but it might be
true. Have you been over there to ask?
HOLMES
COCKNEY No, not yet. We thought we'd find out something about
the old girl first.
BARTENDER
CHUCKLES She ain't no old girl, matey. She's the prettiest
young thing you ever saw under a bonnet, and that's a fact.
WATSON
COCKNEY You know her, governor?
BARTENDER Yeah, of course I know her. Used to drive her carriage, I
did, afore I come to work here.
HOLMES
COCKNEY Oh. What's she like?
BARTENDER Well, as nice a little lady as you'll find, chum.
WATSON
COCKNEY Work you hard?
BARTENDER No. No, no. She lives quiet, like. Goes out singing at
concerts once in a while. Rest of the time, it's money for gin. She goes out for a
drive
in the park every day at five and comes back to dinner at six-thirty. Rest of the
time's
your own.
HOLMES
COCKNEY Oh, she ain't married, you say?
BARTENDER No, no. But she's got a bloke what comes to see her all the
time. He's a barrister; nice gentleman. Mr. Geoffrey Norton is his name. Good looking
fella; wouldn't be surprised to see 'em get spliced.
HOLMES
COCKNEY Sounds like a nice, cushy job to me. TO
WATSON Come on, Charley, let's get over to the house and see what's
what. TO BARTENDER Much obliged to you, chum.
BARTENDER Good luck, mateys.
WATSON
COCKNEY Good night.
BARTENDER And thanks for the Guinness!
PUB DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS ... PUB BACKGROUND OUT
WATSON What's our next move,
Holmes?
HOLMES Let's stroll back to Briony Lodge, shall we? I'm undecided
whether to continue my investigations there or to try and find out something about
Mr.
Geoffrey Norton, the barrister. If he is just her lawyer and nothing else, it's more
than likely that she's entrusted the photograph to his safekeeping.
WATSON Hello, there's a cab waiting outside Miss Adler's house.
HOLMES Hurry, Watson. It may be Mr.
Norton's.
THEIR HURRIED FOOTSTEPS TO THE FRONT GATE
WATSON
LOW Here we are at the gate.
HOLMES
LOW Yes! And here comes a man hurrying down the pathway.
Quick -- behind this post. Listen!
NORTON'S FOOTSTEPS RUN TO CAB
1ST CABMAN Where to now, Mr. Norton?
NORTON Drive like the devil! First to Gross and Hankey's in Regent
Street, and then to the Church of St. Monica in the Edgeware Road. Half a sovereign
if
you do it in twenty minutes!
1ST CABMAN Right you are, Mr. Norton! Hop in!
NORTON CLIMBS IN ... CAB DOOR SHUTS
HOLMES
LOW Try and signal a cab,
Watson! We must follow him!
CAB DRIVES DOWN ROAD
WATSON Here comes one! No, no, it isn't. It's a private
carriage.
HOLMES Miss Adler's, no doubt! LOW Here
she comes down the pathway. Back again behind the post,
Watson!
ADLER'S FOOTSTEPS RUNNING TOWARD CARRIAGE
COACHMAN Where to, Miss Adler?
ADLER The Church of St. Monica, John, and half a sovereign if you
reach it in twenty minutes.
CARRIAGE DOOR SHUTS ... CARRIAGE DRIVES DOWN ROAD
HOLMES The game's afoot! Quick, we must get a cab and follow them!
WATSON Here comes a hansom!
HANSOM CAB PULLS UP ... THEN STOPS BEHIND--
WATSON
CALLS Cabby! Hey, hey, cabby!
2ND CABMAN
SKEPTICAL Have you blokes got enough money to take a
cab?
HOLMES Here's half a sovereign for you, my man!
2ND CABMAN Right you are! Where to, governor?
HOLMES The Church of St. Monica in the Edgeware Road, and another
half sovereign for you if you get us there in twenty minutes!
CAB DOOR SHUTS ... CAB DRIVES DOWN ROAD
CURTAIN
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WATSON Well, doctor, again you broke off your story at the most
exciting point. Did you and Sherlock Holmes reach that
church inside the twenty minutes?
WATSON Yes, Mr. Bartell, we did, but the other carriages were there
before us. Holmes went into the church after telling me
to guard the outside. I must have waited for ten minutes or more before Mr. Geoffrey
Norton and Miss Adler came out, spoke a few words to each other and then left -- then
and there, in their separate conveyances. A moment later,
Holmes -- still dressed as a stable hand -- came striding out of the
church and down the steps towards me. He was obviously very excited. FADES
OUT
HOLMES
FADES IN Watson! Watson, have they left?
WATSON Yes, in separate cabs. I overheard him say that he was going
back to his office. And she said, "I shall drive out in the park at five o'clock,
as
usual."
HOLMES Splendid. Then come on -- we can return to Baker Street.
THEIR FOOTSTEPS TO CAB, DURING FOLLOWING--
WATSON What happened inside the church,
Holmes?
HOLMES They were married.
WATSON Married?!
HOLMES Of course. The ceremony would have been illegal if performed
after noon. That accounted for their wild dash to the church. Jump into the cab, old
fellow.
2NDCABMAN Where to now, governor?
HOLMES Two Twenty-One B, Baker Street.
CAB DOOR OPENS ... HOLMES AND WATSON CLIMB IN ... CAB DOOR SHUTS ... CAB DRIVES
DOWN ROAD, CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND
WATSON Oh, so they got married, eh?
HOLMES Yes. And it may amuse you to know that I acted as witness at
the ceremony.
WATSON You did? But how did that happen?
HOLMES
LAUGHS Their own witness had failed to appear and I was
dragged into the breach. The bride gave me this sovereign as a memento. I, uh, think
I'll wear it on my watch-chain in memory of the occasion.
WATSON What an amazing situation. Things begin to look better for the
king, don't they? Now that she's Mrs. Norton, the chances are that she won't want
to
expose his Majesty, after all.
HOLMES I hope so, Watson, I hope so.
But we can't afford to take any chances. I think the time is ripe for us to come to
closer grips with the lady!
BRIDGE
WATSON Well, Holmes, now that we've
eaten, perhaps you'll tell me your plan.
HOLMES With pleasure, my dear fellow -- and while I'm so doing, I'll
proceed with applying the makeup for my new disguise.
WATSON
AMUSED Another disguise? What's it to be this time?
HOLMES I think the character and appearance of an amiable,
simple-minded Nonconformist clergyman would be the most suited to my plan for entering
Miss Adler's house.
WATSON You're going to try and enter, then?
HOLMES I must, my dear fellow. I'm sure the photograph is there. Miss
Adler -- or, rather, Mrs. Norton -- will return from her drive in the park at
six-thirty. We must be at Briony Lodge to meet her.
WATSON And what then?
HOLMES You must leave that to me. I've already made my arrangements.
There is only one point on which I must insist -- you must not interfere, come what
may.
You understand?
WATSON I'm to remain neutral?
HOLMES Yes. There will be some small unpleasantness. Don't join in.
It will end in my being conveyed into the house. As soon as I am able to, I shall
open
one of the windows. You are to watch from outside. When I raise my hand, you will
throw
an object -- that I shall give you -- through the window and, at the same time, cry
"Fire!" You follow me?
WATSON Entirely. But what am I to throw?
HOLMES Oh, it's nothing very formidable. Here it is.
WATSON Huh. Looks like a great big cigar. What is it?
HOLMES An ordinary plumber's smoke-rocket, fitted with a cap at
either end to make it self-lighting. Your task is confined to throwing it through
the
window. When you raise the cry of fire, it will be taken up by quite a number of people.
You may then walk to the end of the street, and I'll rejoin you in ten minutes. I
hope
I've made myself clear.
WATSON Perfectly.
HOLMES Good. And now, old fellow, as soon as I've donned my clerical
attire, let's be on our way. There's no time to be lost.
BRIDGE
WATSON It's nearly six-thirty,
Holmes. We've been pacing up and down in front of her house for half an hour
now. I hope she does come back.
HOLMES I'm sure she will.
WATSON There seem to be a lot of loafers hanging around her
gate.
HOLMES All part of my conspiracy, old chap You'll see them play
their parts in a few minutes.
WATSON You still think the photograph is inside the house?
HOLMES Yes. It's most unlikely that she carries it about with her.
Remember, the king told us it was a large, framed picture. And also remember that
she
planned to use it within a few days. It must be where she can lay her hands on it.
It
must be inside her house.
WATSON But her house has been burgled. Twice.
HOLMES Oh, psh! They didn't know how to look.
WATSON How will you look?
HOLMES I won't. I'll get her to show me.
WATSON Oh, she'll refuse.
HOLMES She won't be able to--
CARRIAGE APPROACHES
HOLMES Shh! Here comes the carriage now. Remember, Watson -- carry out my orders to the letter.
WATSON
MOVING OFF You can trust me. Good luck.
CARRIAGE ROLLS TO A STOP
ALFIE
SARCASTIC Blimey! 'Ere comes the Duchess of Tiddlywinks!
CROWD LAUGHS ... BUZZES IN BACKGROUND
ALFIE Let's put out a carpet; she might get her tootsies wet!
PAT Awwww, put a sock in it, Alfie!
HATTIE Leave him alone! She's no better than she ought to be!
CROWD JEERS
ADLER Please, please -- let me through! I live here!
ALFIE Well, ain't that nice! We'll all come in and have a cup of
cocoa!
CROWD JEERS AND LAUGHS ... GROWS INCREASINGLY UNRULY IN BACKGROUND
HOLMES
AS THE CLERGYMAN Move out of the way, please, and let the
lady through.
HATTIE Mind your own business! Just 'cause your collar's turned the
wrong way round, you can't spoil our fun!
ALFIE That's right, Hattie! Keep your nose out of it, parson!
HATTIE Stop shovin', will ya?
ADLER Please, please, don't fight about it!
HOLMES I'll - I'll tell you what-- HAUGHTY
Stop molesting the lady, please!
ALFIE Do ya? Then how would you like a biff on the nose, Mr.
Clergyman?
CROWD JEERS ... ALFIE PUNCHES THE CLERGYMAN WHO FALLS TO THE GROUND ... CROWD
REACTS ... ALFIE RUNS AWAY ... CROWD DISPERSES BEHIND--
ADLER
DISTRAUGHT Oh, he hit the poor man! And then he ran away, the
coward! Is the clergyman badly hurt?
ERNIE He hit his head, ma'am, as he fell. If you asks me, he's hurt
bad.
BERT He's bleedin' something terrible.
ERNIE Can we bring him in, mum? He can't lie here in the street.
ADLER Oh, why, of course. Bring him in.
ERNIE Right you are, mum. Here, Bert--
BERT Righto.
ERNIE --give us a hand.
MEN GRUNT AS THEY LIFT BODY AND CARRY IT INTO THE HOUSE
HATTIE
SADLY Coo. Poor fella. 'Joo see what happened to him,
mister?
WATSON Yes, I saw, my good woman. A very convincing
demonstration.
HATTIE
DEFENSIVE Whatcha mean?
WATSON
LOW Weren't you paid by, uh, a certain gentleman for this
performance?
HATTIE
DROPS HER ACT Ohhh -- you knows about it, too. You must be a
friend of Mr. Sherlock Holmes.
WATSON Yes, I am.
HATTIE A nice gentleman. He give us five bob apiece for tonight's
work. We ain't through yet, though. We gotta start yelling "Fire" when somebody tells
us.
WATSON I'm that somebody, my dear lady. There's Mr. Holmes now. He's inside the house!
HATTIE Yes! He's opening a window!
WATSON Now he's raising his hand -- that's my signal. Now, to throw
the rocket! GRUNTS WITH EFFORT Ah! There we are.
YELLS Fire!
CROWD STARTS YELLING "FIRE! FIRE!"
BRIDGE
HOLMES' BRISK FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
WATSON Holmes -- there you are! You -
you have the photograph?
HOLMES No, but I know where it is. She showed me, as I told you she
would.
WATSON Well, I'm still in the dark.
HOLMES There's no mystery, old chap When my accomplices started the
row in the street, I had a little moist red paint in my hand. My good friend Alfie
pretended to strike me; I clapped my hand to my head and fell down. It's an old
trick.
WATSON Yes, I understand that, but how did my throwing the rocket
help you?
HOLMES It was all-important, my dear fellow. When a woman thinks her
house is on fire, her instinct is at once to rush for the thing that she values most.
A
married woman grabs her baby; an unmarried one reaches for her jewel-box. In this
case,
of course, it was the photograph.
WATSON Where was it?
HOLMES In a recess in the living room, just above the right-hand
bell-pull. I caught a glimpse of it as she drew it out. When I made it known that
the
fire was a false alarm, she replaced the photograph. As soon as I was able to, I advised
her that I was feeling well enough to leave.
WATSON You didn't take the photograph, then.
HOLMES No, I felt that over-precipitance at this stage might ruin
everything.
WATSON What do we do now?
HOLMES Drive to the Langham Hotel and inform his Majesty of what has
happened. Then return with him here. And after that, my dear chap, the case will be
ended!
BRIDGE
CAB PULLS TO A STOP
WATSON This is Briony Lodge, your Majesty.
KING I am all impatience. You are certain the photograph will still
be there, Mr. Holmes?
HOLMES I have every reason to believe so, your Majesty.
THE THREE CLIMB OUT OF THE CAB AND WALK TO FRONT DOOR, DURING
FOLLOWING--
KING I must confess, this is going to be something of an ordeal.
HOLMES Then I suggest that you let me do the talking, your Majesty. I
think I know how to handle the lady.
KNOCKS ON FRONT DOOR ... DOOR OPENS
MAID Mr. Sherlock Holmes, I
believe?
HOLMES
MILDLY SURPRISED Yes. I am Mr.
Holmes. But - how did you know?
MAID My mistress told me you would be likely to call. She's left for
the Continent with her husband.
WATSON You mean she's left England?
MAID Never to return.
KING
DISTRESSED Then the papers -- and the photograph? Oh, all is
lost!
HOLMES We'll soon see. Follow me.
THEIR HURRIED FOOTSTEPS INTO THE HOUSE
MAID
SLIGHTLY MOCKING She said you'd be looking for something. I
hope you find it!
HOLMES This was the bell-rope. Sliding panel behind it.
HOLMES TAPS SEVERAL TIMES ON THE WALL
HOLMES Uh huh. Here it is.
PANEL SLIDES OPEN
KING
BEAT Is - is the photograph there, Mr.
Holmes?
HOLMES
UNHAPPY There is a photograph, your Majesty. But it's, um, a
photograph of the lady alone. Here's a letter -- and it's addressed to me.
ENVELOPE TORN OPEN, LETTER UNFOLDED
WATSON What does it say, Holmes?
HOLMES
READS "My dear Mr. Sherlock
Holmes. You really did it very well. Until after the fire alarm, I had no
suspicion. But then, when I realized how I had betrayed myself, I began to think.
I had
been warned that if the King employed an agent he would certainly employ you. May
I
congratulate you on your disguise as a dear, old clergyman."
WATSON
AMUSED Great Scott! She was much more clever than you
thought, Holmes!
KING
IMPATIENT Ja, ja, go on. What else does it say?
HOLMES
CLEARS THROAT, READS "My husband and I both thought that the
best recourse was flight, so you will find the nest empty. As to the photograph of
the
King and myself, his Majesty may rest in peace." TO HIMSELF
Oh, thank goodness for that. READS "I love and am loved by a
better man than he. I leave another photograph, however, that he might care to possess;
and I remain, dear Mr. Sherlock Holmes, very truly
yours, Irene Norton, ne Adler." IMPRESSED, EXCITED What a
woman, Watson; what a woman; what a magnificent
woman! She fooled me completely! CATCHES HIMSELF But-- Oh. I,
uh-- I'm sorry, your Majesty, I - I've been unable to bring your business to a more
successful conclusion.
KING On the contrary, my dear sir. Nothing could be more successful.
I know that Irene's word is inviolate. The incriminating photograph is now as safe
as if
it were in the fire.
WATSON Well, I'm glad to hear your Majesty say so.
KING I am immensely indebted to you. Pray tell me in what way I can
reward you. Uh, this - this beryl ring that I wear. I - I should be proud to--
HOLMES Your Majesty has something that I should value even more
highly.
KING You have but to name it.
HOLMES This photograph, sir.
KING Irene's photograph? But certainly. However, you must let me give
you something more substantial.
HOLMES Oh no, no, no, your Majesty. This is something I shall
treasure all my life. This and a golden sovereign I received from the lady's hand.
They
will remind me that I was once tricked by a woman! A woman that I shall never
forget.
CURTAIN
ANNOUNCER Gee, doctor, what a woman, that Miss Adler. Or should I say
Mrs. Norton. SIGHS That's the kind of woman I could really go
for.
WATSON Yes, I believe you could. Just between ourselves, you know, I
sort of -- ahem -- sort of could go for her meself.
ANNOUNCER She was intelligent.
WATSON She was rich.
ANNOUNCER And beautiful. That's the kind of woman you want sitting
next to you in front of a cozy fire on a nippy fall night. Just the three of you.
WATSON The three of you?
ANNOUNCER Mm hm. You. She. And a glass of Petri Port.
WATSON
LAUGHS Mr. Bartell--!
ANNOUNCER Well, why not?
WATSON
CHUCKLES Gracious.
ANNOUNCER Petri California Port is some wine! Boy, that Petri family
really knows how to make good wine, all right. And no wonder. Look at all the experience
they've had. Ever since they started the Petri business, way back in the eighteen
hundreds, the Petri family has handed down from father to son -- from father to son
--
the art of selecting perfect, sun-ripened California grapes and making them into clear,
fragrant, delicious wine. Those letters -- P-E-T-R-I -- on the label of every bottle
of
Petri wine are the personal assurance of the Petri family that every drop of wine
in
that bottle is good wine. It's got to be! Because Petri took time to bring you good
wine. TO WATSON Well, Dr.
Watson, that was a great story you told us tonight.
WATSON I thought you'd like it, Mr. Bartell. That's why I plan to
tell you a sequel to it next week.
ANNOUNCER A sequel? Say, that sounds exciting, doctor.
WATSON Oh, I think you'll find it proves to be, Mr. Bartell. It's a
story that takes place twenty years after tonight's adventure. Once again, the principal
part is played by a woman. Only in this case, it isn't Irene Adler. It's her daughter.
BEAT Oh, and, uh, now, Mr. Bartell, before I go I want to
remind our listeners that they owe a real debt of gratitude to the Selective Service
Boards in their communities. At this moment, the Selective Service Boards are working
harder than ever, making sure that every returning veteran knows his rights and
privileges. And the Boards are helping him take full advantage of those rights and
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our sincere thanks and they deserve our cooperation. They have done -- and they are
doing -- a splendid job.
THEME ... THEN UNDER--
ANNOUNCER Tonight's Sherlock Holmes
adventure was written by Denis Green and Anthony Boucher, and is an adaptation of
the
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle story "A Scandal in Bohemia." Music is by Dean Fosler. Mr.
Rathbone appears through the courtesy of Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer and Mr. Bruce through
the
courtesy of Universal Pictures, where they are now starring in the Sherlock Holmes series.
The Petri Wine Company of San Francisco, California invites you to tune in again next
week -- same time, same station. "Sherlock Holmes" comes
to you from our Hollywood studios.
OUT
ANNOUNCER This is Harry Bartell saying "Good night" for the Petri
family. PAUSE For a solid hour of exciting mystery-dramas,
listen every Monday on most of these same stations at eight o'clock to "Bulldog
Drummond," followed immediately by "Sherlock Holmes."
MUT ANNCR This is the Mutual Broadcasting System.
The Problem of Thor Bridge
ANNOUNCER This episode from the life of Sherlock Holmes will be transmitted to our men and women overseas by
short wave and through the worldwide facilities of the Armed Forces Radio Service.
Petri
Wine brings you--
FANFARE
ANNOUNCER Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce in "The New Adventures of
Sherlock Holmes."
FANFARE ... THEN OUT
ANNOUNCER The Petri Family -- "the family that took time / to bring
you good wine" -- invites you to listen to Dr. Watson
tell us another exciting adventure he shared with his old friend, that master detective,
Sherlock Holmes. And, while you're settling back
comfortably in your chair, mind if I tell you about something I'd like you to share
with
me? It's a glass of Petri California sherry. Of course, most people think of Petri
California sherry as the one wine that's really swell any time but, personally, I
like a
glass of that Petri sherry just before dinner. You know, that's the time you're a
little
on edge, you've just finished your day's work, and you're waiting for your dinner,
and--
Well, that's when you want to lean back and take it easy. And, boy, that's the time
a
glass of Petri sherry tastes like something just too good to be true. Try it. Petri
sherry's the perfect before-dinner wine. And, incidentally, if you like your sherry
dry
-- you know, not sweet? -- then you'll find
that Petri pale dry sherry is just made for you. The important thing is the Petri
label,
because when it says "Petri," it always means good wine.
THEME ... THEN OUT
ANNOUNCER And now for our weekly visit with our good friend and host,
Dr. Watson. Good evening, doctor.
WATSON Good evening, Mr. Bartell. You're a bit late. I've been
keeping some dinner hot for you here. Pull up your chair and join me.
ANNOUNCER That's very nice of you. Thanks, doctor. Are you all set
with tonight's story?
WATSON Yes, my boy. I'm "all set" as you call it. As a matter of
fact, I was going over my notes on the case just before you arrived.
ANNOUNCER Last week, you hinted that a beautiful girl figured
prominently in your adventure.
WATSON That's quite right, Mr. Bartell. An extremely beautiful girl.
In fact, I often used to say to Sherlock Holmes that if
I'd been a little younger at the time, I might-- Oh, well, you haven't come here to
listen to my personal reminiscences. You want to hear the story that I called "The
Problem of Thor Bridge."
ANNOUNCER That's what you promised us, doctor. How did it begin?
WATSON
NARRATES On a windy morning in October -- in 1890, it was --
as I was dressing, I observed how the last remaining leaves were being whirled away
from
the solitary plane tree which graced the yard behind our Baker Street house. I descended
to breakfast prepared to find my companion in depressed spirits, for, like all great
artists, he was easily impressed by his surroundings. But, to my surprise, he was
in an
unusually gay mood. As I entered the room, he looked up at me and, with a smile, he
spoke.
HOLMES
CHEERY Good morning, my dear fellow. I hope you slept
well.
WATSON Splendidly, thanks,
Holmes.
HOLMES I'm so glad.
WATSON Well, you're very solicitous this morning. I - I think you
must have got a new case. CHUCKLES Am I right?
HOLMES The faculty of deduction is certainly contagious. Yes, I have
a new case. After a month of trivialities and stagnation, the wheels revolve once
more.
WATSON Good. Tell me all about it.
HOLMES Well, as yet, there isn't much to tell. Have you ever heard of
Neil Gibson?
WATSON Neil Gibson? Oh, yes, yes, yes. Something to do with gold
mining, hasn't he?
HOLMES A great deal to do with it, my dear fellow. In fact, he's
considered the greatest mining magnate in the world. About five years ago, he bought
a
large estate in Hampshire. Perhaps you've read of the tragic death of his wife.
WATSON Oh, yes, of course. I remember the case now. She was murdered
by a jealous governess who was in her employ, wasn't she?
HOLMES That point will be decided when the lady in question -- Grace
Dunbar, I believe her name is -- comes up for trial at the forthcoming Winchester
Assizes. In any case, it's hard to see what I can do for my client at this late
date.
WATSON Your client?
HOLMES Oh, yes. I forgot I hadn't told you. I'm getting into your
involved habit of telling a story backwards. You'd better read this letter; came this
morning.
RATTLE OF PAPER
WATSON Let's have a look. READS "Dear Mr.
Sherlock Holmes, Miss Dunbar is innocent. I can't
see the finest woman in the world go to her death without doing everything possible
to
save her. I shall call on you at ten-thirty to-morrow morning to discuss the matter.
Yours faithfully, Neil Gibson." Good gracious me.
HOLMES There you have it, Watson.
That is the gentleman I await.
WATSON Do you know anything about his dead wife?
HOLMES Only what I've been reading in the papers. Apparently, she was
past her prime, which was the more unfortunate as this Miss Dunbar, who superintended
the education of the two young children, is reputed to be a very attractive young
lady.
WATSON
CHUCKLES The eternal triangle, eh? Well, where did the murder
take place?
HOLMES On Gibson's estate in Hampshire. His wife was found on the
grounds nearly half a mile from the manor house, late at night, clad in her dinner
dress, with a shawl over her shoulders and -- a revolver bullet through her brain.
WATSON Any weapon found near her?
HOLMES No, there were no clues found at the scene of the crime.
WATSON What made them suspect the governess?
HOLMES Well, in the first place, there was some very incriminating
evidence. A revolver with one discharged chamber -- the calibre corresponding with
the
bullet in the dead woman's head -- was found on the floor in Miss Dunbar's
wardrobe.
WATSON Oh, was it? Pretty damaging evidence,
Holmes.
HOLMES Mmm. So the coroner thought. And, to make the case even
blacker against Miss Dunbar, the dead woman had a note on her making an appointment at
that very spot -- and the note was signed by the governess.
WATSON It seems obvious that the girl's guilty. And the motive's
clear. Mr. Gibson would be a great catch for a young girl. Love, fortune, power --
all
dependent on one life.
HOLMES Possibly, Watson, but
circumstantial evidence can be very misleading at times.
DOOR BELL JANGLES
HOLMES Ah, there's the gentleman in question, unless I'm very much
mistaken, considerably before his time.
WATSON
OFF Well, I can see him from the window here.
Formidable-looking fellow. Must be well over six foot tall.
DOOR BELL JANGLES, LOUDER
HOLMES
LAUGHS Judging by the way he's wrenching at that door bell,
he's a man with a violent temper.
WATSON
OFF Mrs. Hudson's opening the door to him now.
HOLMES Ah, meet him on the stairs, will you, old chap It'll save
Mrs. Hudson a journey.
WATSON
OFF Right you are,
Holmes.
WATSON'S FOOTSTEPS TO DOOR ... DOOR OPENS
WATSON
OFF, CALLS Up here, sir!
GIBSON
OFF, TO WATSON Are you Mr. Sherlock
Holmes?
WATSON
OFF No, no, indeed. I'm his colleague Dr. Watson. Come along in, won't you?
DOOR CLOSES ... FOOTSTEPS IN
HOLMES Mr. Neil Gibson, I presume?
GIBSON That's right. So you're the great Sherlock Holmes, huh?
HOLMES
CHUCKLES The adjective is your own, Mr. Gibson. Sit down,
won't you? By the way, you may speak quite freely in front of Dr.
Watson.
GIBSON Hm. Well, I may as well begin by telling you that money means
nothing to me in this case. You can burn it if it's any use to you in lighting the
truth. Miss Dunbar is innocent and it's up to you to prove it. Just name your fee.
HOLMES Mr. Gibson, my professional charges are on a fixed scale. I
don't vary them, except when I omit them altogether.
GIBSON Very well. I imagine that you read the newspaper reports of
the coroner's inquest.
HOLMES Yes, very thoroughly.
GIBSON I don't see that I can add anything that'll help you. But if
there are any questions you'd like to ask, I'll answer them.
HOLMES Well, thank you. First, what were the exact relations between
you and Miss Dunbar?
GIBSON
TENSE I suppose you're within your rights in asking such a
question, Mr. Holmes.
HOLMES
CHUCKLES We will agree to suppose so, shall we?
GIBSON
UNCONVINCINGLY Then I can assure you that my relations with
Miss Dunbar were always those of an employer towards a young lady whom he never
conversed with, or ever saw, except in the company of his children.
HOLMES
DISGUSTED Ohh. DISMISSIVE I'm
rather a busy man, Mr. Gibson, and I've no time or taste for aimless conversation.
I
wish you good-morning.
GIBSON
ANGRY What the devil do you mean by this, Mr. Holmes?
HOLMES My dear sir, the case is difficult enough without your giving
me false information.
GIBSON Meaning that I lie, sir?
HOLMES I was trying to express it as delicately as possible, but -
CLEARS THROAT - if you insist on the word I won't
contradict you.
GIBSON Why, you confounded--!
HOLMES Don't be noisy, Mr. Gibson. Please, don't be noisy. I find
that after breakfast even the smallest argument is unsettling. I suggest that a stroll
in the morning air and a little quiet thought will be greatly to your advantage.
GIBSON I suppose I can't make you take the case - but you've done
yourself no good this morning, Mr. Holmes!
MOVING OFF I've broken stronger men than you! No man ever
crossed me and was the better for it!
GIBSON'S FOOTSTEPS TO DOOR WHICH OPENS
HOLMES
CALLS Good-morning, Mr. Gibson. You've a great deal yet to
learn.
DOOR SLAMS SHUT
WATSON
CHUCKLES Upon my soul,
Holmes, you were unusually severe with him.
CHUCKLES
HOLMES
STERN I dislike liars,
Watson, and I cannot tolerate arrogance -- particularly when it's coupled with
great wealth.
WATSON How did you know about his relations with the governess?
HOLMES I didn't. It was pure bluff.
WATSON Bluff! CHUCKLES Well, it certainly
worked. Think he'll come back?
HOLMES Oh, of course he will. He needs my help too badly. He'll
probably change his mind before he's halfway down the stairs.
SIMULTANEOUS KNOCK AT DOOR
HOLMES
CALLS Come in!
DOOR OPENS
HOLMES Ah! CHUCKLES Mr. Gibson. Just
saying to Dr. Watson that I was certain you'd be
back.
DOOR CLOSES ... GIBSON'S FOOTSTEPS IN
GIBSON
APPROACHES I've been thinking it over, Mr. Holmes, and I feel that perhaps I was hasty in taking your remarks
amiss. Just the same, I can assure you that the relations between Miss Dunbar and me
really don't affect this case.
HOLMES Surely, that is for me to decide, Mr. Gibson.
WATSON You see, Mr. Gibson, my friend is like a doctor. He wants
every symptom before he can give his diagnosis.
GIBSON Fire away, Mr. Holmes. What is
it you want to know?
HOLMES The truth.
GIBSON I can give it to you in a very few words. To begin with, I met
my wife when I was gold-mining in Brazil.
WATSON Your wife was Brazilian by birth, wasn't she, sir?
GIBSON Yes, doctor, and very beautiful. Well, to make a long story
short, I fell in love and married her and brought her to England. After a few years,
I
realized that we had nothing -- absolutely nothing -- in common.
HOLMES And then, I suppose, this young governess, Miss Dunbar,
arrived on the scene.
GIBSON That's right, Mr. Holmes.
Well, the story should be obvious to you from there.
WATSON You fell in love with this girl, I suppose, sir.
GIBSON Who could help it?
HOLMES Did you suggest marriage to her?
GIBSON Yes. Though I knew that my wife would never divorce me.
HOLMES I see. Then you made an utterly insincere proposition to
her.
GIBSON Now, look here, Mr. Holmes, I
came to you on a question of evidence, not of morals. I'm not asking for your
criticism.
HOLMES It's only the young lady's sake that forces me to touch your
case at all. Now, tell me, sir. What is your own opinion as to Miss Dunbar's guilt?
GIBSON It's very black against her, I can't deny that. One
explanation of the tragedy did come into my head, Mr.
Holmes. I give it to you, for what it's worth.
HOLMES Pray continue, Mr. Gibson.
GIBSON My wife was bitterly jealous. She was half-crazy with hatred.
She might have planned to murder Miss Dunbar -- or, we'll say, to threaten the girl with
a revolver and so frighten her into leaving us. There might have been a struggle in
which the gun exploded and gone off and shot my wife who was holding it.
HOLMES Well, that possibility has already occurred to me. It's the
only obvious alternative to deliberate murder.
WATSON The revolver, Holmes. It was
found on the floor of the governess' wardrobe.
HOLMES Mr. Gibson, I should like to examine your house and the scene
of the murder as soon as possible.
GIBSON Certainly, Mr. Holmes.
Sergeant Coventry of the local police is still down there. He'll give you any help
you
may need.
HOLMES Excellent! Watson, old fellow
-- [?] the timetable! We're catching the next fast train to Winchester!
BRIDGE
PASTORAL AMBIANCE -- BIRDS WHISTLE, AN OCCASIONAL DOG BARKS
SERGEANT So if I have to have someone else on the case, I'd rather
have you, Mr. 'Olmes. The Yard gets called in, then we local police loses all credit for
success; generally gets blamed for the failures. Now, I've heard that you play
straight.
HOLMES
CHUCKLES I need not appear in the matter at all, Sergeant
Coventry. If I can clear it up, I don't ask to even have my name mentioned.
SERGEANT Well, that's handsome of you, I'm sure now. I know your
friend, Dr. Watson, can be trusted, too.
WATSON
CHUCKLES Don't worry, my dear fellow. We won't steal any of
your thunder.
SERGEANT Oh, that's nice and friendly of you, doctor. Well, come on,
gentlemen, I'll walk you down to the bridge. That's where we found Mrs. Gibson's body.
It's not far from the 'ouse 'ere.
FOOTSTEPS TRUDGE ON TRAIL
WATSON Well, I must say, Mr. Gibson has a beautiful estate. It must
be sixty or seventy acres.
SERGEANT Oh, nearly twice that, doctor. The woods back o' the house
there belongs to him, too. BEAT Mr. 'Olmes?
HOLMES Yes, sergeant?
SERGEANT There's a question I'd like to ask you. A question I
wouldn't ask anyone else.
HOLMES Then please ask it.
SERGEANT Don't you think there might be a case against Mr. Gibson
hisself, sir?
HOLMES I've been considering that possibility.
SERGEANT That there Miss Dunbar's a bit of all right. If y'ask me, he
wanted his wife out of the way. And the pistol she was shot with was his pistol, you
know.
WATSON Oh? Was that fact proven?
SERGEANT Yes, doctor. It was one of a pair that he had.
HOLMES One of a pair? Where's the other?
SERGEANT Well, Mr. Gibson has a lot of firearms. We never quite
matched that particular pistol -- but the box was made for two.
WATSON Well, if it was one of a pair, surely you'd be able to match
it.
SERGEANT Well, we 'ave 'em all laid out at the house if you want to
look 'em over.
HOLMES We'll do that later.
WATER RUNS UNDER BRIDGE ... CONTINUES IN BG
HOLMES Ah! This, I presume, is Thor Bridge.
SERGEANT That's right, sir. Found Mrs. Gibson's body lying right here
at the approach to the bridge.
HOLMES I see. I gathered from the newspaper reports that the shot was
fired at very close quarters.
SERGEANT Yes, sir, very close.
HOLMES Near the right temple, wasn't it?
SERGEANT Just behind it, sir.
WATSON How did the body lie, sergeant?
SERGEANT Oh, on its back, doctor. No trace of a struggle. No marks.
No weapon. The note from Miss Dunbar was clutched in her left hand.
HOLMES Clutched, you say?
SERGEANT Yes, sir, we could hardly open the fingers to get at
it.
HOLMES Ah, that's of greatest importance. It excludes the idea that
anyone could have placed the note there after death in order to furnish a false clue.
WATSON What did the note say, sergeant?
SERGEANT Little enough, doctor. It just said, uh, "I will be at Thor
Bridge at nine o'clock" and it was signed "Grace Dunbar."
HOLMES Did Miss Dunbar admit writing it?
SERGEANT Oh, yes, sir.
HOLMES What was her explanation?
SERGEANT She wouldn't say nothing. Said she was saving her defence
for the trial.
HOLMES Yes, it seems odd that Mrs. Gibson was still clutching that
note.
WATSON Seems perfectly natural to me.
HOLMES Oh, come now, old fellow, argue the thing out logically. If
the letter is genuine, it was certainly received some time before the tragedy -- say
an
hour or two. Why, then, was the dead woman still clasping it in her left hand? Why
should she carry it so carefully? She certainly didn't need to refer to the note at
all
at the interview. Doesn't it strike you as rather strange?
WATSON Well, now, you put it that way, it does seem a little
peculiar.
HOLMES Hello!
HOLMES' FOOTSTEPS AWAY VIA THE BRIDGE
HOLMES
OFF Did you notice this, sergeant?
SERGEANT Oh, you mean that chip out of that stone on the underside of
the parapet of the bridge, sir? Yes, I noticed it. Didn't think nothin' of it, though.
WATSON
OFF Not a very large chip.
HOLMES
OFF Yes, but it's been done recently. Notice how the
stonework is white just here. It took some violence to do that. Hand me your cane,
Watson, will you?
WATSON
OFF Here you are.
HOLMES
OFF Thanks.
HOLMES RAPIDLY WHACKS STONE WITH WOODEN CANE HALF A DOZEN TIMES
HOLMES
OFF Yes, it was a hard knock.
CLOSER And in a curious place, too.
SERGEANT But it's fifteen feet from where we found the body, Mr.
'Olmes.
WATSON Yes, Holmes, I don't see how
it could have any connection with Mrs. Gibson's murder.
HOLMES Well, perhaps it hasn't. But it's a point worth noting. There
were no footprints, you say, sergeant?
SERGEANT None, Mr. 'Olmes. The ground was as hard as iron. It's been
a very dry summer and we haven't had any rain to speak of.
HOLMES That's a pity. Hmm. Well, sergeant, I'm much obliged to you
and now I think we'll go back to the house.
SERGEANT Right. Cesar'll show you where the firearms are, sir.
HOLMES Oh, uh, who is Cesar?
SERGEANT Oh, a funny kind of a bloke. Brazilian, I guess.
HOLMES Brazilian, eh? Like Mrs. Gibson?
SERGEANT Yes, Mr. 'Olmes. Comes from the same town as she does, as a
matter of fact. Something very fishy about 'im, if you ask me. Now, if you'll excuse
me,
gentlemen, I'm going to take a little stroll around the grounds. You've started me
on a
new train of thought in this case, Mr. 'Olmes.
HOLMES
LAUGHS I'm delighted, sergeant. [Come,
Watson, let's get back to the house.
BRIDGE
HOLMES I see. And these are all the firearms in Mr. Gibson's
possession, eh, Cesar?
CESAR Mm. Except for the revolver that is missing from the case.
[?]
WATSON I've never seen such a collection of guns and revolvers in my
life.
CESAR Mr. Gibson have many enemies, señor. He always sleep with a
loaded pistol beside his bed. He is a man of great violence. There have been times
when
all of us were afraid of him.
HOLMES Did you ever witness physical violence towards Mrs.
Gibson?
CESAR No, señor, I cannot say that I have. But I have heard him say
many terrible things to her. He would taunt her in front of we servants. I have heard
him do it many times.
HOLMES Thank you, Cesar, that will be all.
CESAR Muy bueno, señor.
CESAR'S FOOTSTEPS AWAY
WATSON You know, Holmes, I still
think the case against Miss Dunbar looks very black.
HOLMES I should agree with you if it were not for one fact -- the
finding of the revolver in her wardrobe.
WATSON
TAKEN ABACK Upon my soul,
Holmes. That seems to me the strongest evidence of all.
HOLMES I think not, old chap
WATSON Huh?
HOLMES We must look for consistency. Where there is a want of it, we
must suspect deception.
WATSON I don't quite follow you.
HOLMES Suppose for a moment that we visualize you in the character of
a woman who, in cold, premeditated fashion, is about to murder a rival. You've planned
it. A note has been written. The victim has come. You have a weapon. The crime is
well
done. It has been workmanlike and complete. Do you mean to tell me that after carrying
out so crafty a crime you'd be so stupid as to forget to fling the incriminating
revolver to the bottom of the stream? Or perhaps in the dense reeds that border it?
Would you carefully carry it home and put it in the first place that would be searched?
Your wardrobe?
WATSON Well, perhaps in the excitement of the moment--
HOLMES No, no, my dear chap, I won't admit that's even possible. When
a crime is coolly premeditated, then the means of covering it are coolly premeditated
also.
WATSON Well then, if Miss Dunbar didn't shoot Mrs. Gibson, who the
devil did?
HOLMES I hope I can give you the answer to that question, Watson, when we've made one further visit.
WATSON
WEARILY Oh, Lord. Where are we going now?
HOLMES To prison, old chap
WATSON Prison?
HOLMES Yes, we're going to Winchester Prison to call on Miss Dunbar.
I'm certain that the key to this strange mystery lies in her hands.
TO A FINISH
ANNOUNCER You'll hear the rest of Dr.
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THEME FILLS A PAUSE ... THEN IN BG, OUT AT [X]
ANNOUNCER And now back to Dr. Watson
and tonight's Sherlock Holmes adventure, "The Problem of
Thor Bridge." [X] Well, uh, doctor, did you go to Winchester Prison and see Miss
Dunbar?
WATSON We did, Mr. Bartell. An hour later found the two of us sitting
in a dank and gloomy cell talking to one of the most beautiful girls that I've ever
seen. Her bright, flashing eyes and her air of quiet confidence seemed sadly out of
place in such a setting. Holmes spoke to her, quietly
soothing her.
HOLMES Miss Dunbar, tell us of your true relations with the dead
woman.
DUNBAR She hated me, Mr. Holmes. She
hated me with all the passion of her distorted mind.
HOLMES Please tell us exactly what happened on the evening of Mrs.
Gibson's death.
DUNBAR Well, I - I received a note from her in the morning, a note
imploring me to meet her at the bridge after dinner that night. She said she had
something important to say to me.
WATSON Did you keep that note, Miss Dunbar?
DUNBAR No, doctor. She-- Well, she asked me to destroy the note, so I
burned it in the schoolroom grate. I saw no reason for such secrecy but-- Well, I
- I
did as she asked.
HOLMES Hmm. And yet she kept your reply very carefully. That's
interesting. Tell me what happened when you met her that night.
DUNBAR When I reached the bridge, she was waiting for me. I - I won't
tell you what she said. But she poured out her whole, wild fury in burning, horrible
words. I did not [even answer] -- I couldn't. It was dreadful even to look at her.
She
was like an insane woman, standing there screaming disgusting insults at me. I - I
put
my hands to my ears and rushed away.
WATSON Where was she standing when you left her?
DUNBAR Within a few yards of the spot where her body was found
later.
HOLMES And yet, presuming she met her death shortly after you left
her, you heard no shot?
DUNBAR No. No, I heard nothing. But I was so upset, Mr. Holmes, that I rushed straight back to my room.
HOLMES Did you leave it again that night?
DUNBAR Yes. When the alarm came that Mrs. Gibson was dead, I ran out
with the others.
WATSON Did you see Mr. Gibson?
DUNBAR Yes, doctor. He had just returned from the bridge when I saw
him. He had sent for the doctor and the police.
HOLMES This pistol that [was] found in your room. Had you ever seen
it before?
DUNBAR Never, Mr. Holmes, I swear
it.
WATSON When was it found, Miss Dunbar?
DUNBAR Next morning, when the police made their search. It was on the
floor of my wardrobe where I keep my shoes.
HOLMES Hm. You've no idea how long it had been there?
DUNBAR Well, it hadn't been there the morning before.
HOLMES How do you know?
DUNBAR Because I tidied up the wardrobe that day.
HOLMES I see. Then someone must have come into your room and placed
the pistol there in order to incriminate you.
DUNBAR I'm certain of it.
WATSON Well, when - when could they have done that?
DUNBAR Well, it - it could have been at meal-time, or when I was in
the schoolroom with the children.
HOLMES Yes. Miss Dunbar, on examining the scene of Mrs. Gibson's
death, I noticed that a piece of stonework on the underside of the parapet of the
bridge
had been broken away. Can you suggest any possible explanation for that?
DUNBAR Oh, surely, it must have been a mere coincidence, Mr. Holmes.
HOLMES Possibly. But why should it appear at the very time of the
tragedy, and at the very place? Could it possibly be that--?
THUNDERSTRUCK Why, yes, of course! Idiot! Why didn't I
think of it before?! Come along, Watson!
WATSON Where are we going,
Holmes?
HOLMES Back to Thor Bridge, old fellow, as fast as we can get
there!
DUNBAR What have you found out, Mr.
Holmes?
HOLMES The answer to this mystery I hope, my dear young lady. You
will get news before the day is out. And meanwhile take my assurance that the clouds
are
lifting and that the light of truth is breaking through!
BRIDGE
RUNNING WATER UNDER BRIDGE ... CONTINUES IN BG
SERGEANT Well, Mr. 'Olmes, you're soon back here. What have you found
out?
HOLMES Tell you in a few moments. You got my message?
SERGEANT Yes, here you are, a ball of twine. What you want it for, I
can't imagine.
HOLMES You'll soon see, sergeant. Uh,
Watson, I, uh, have some recollection that you usually go armed on these
excursions of ours.
WATSON Yes, I'm carrying my revolver. Why?
HOLMES Give it to me, old chap will you? Thanks. I believe your
revolver may have a very intimate connection with the mystery we're investigating.
WATSON
CHUCKLES You're joking.
HOLMES No, Watson, I'm very serious.
We have a test to make. If the test is successful, Miss Dunbar will be free before
nightfall. And the test will depend on the conduct of this revolver of yours.
HOLMES UNLOADS BULLETS FROM REVOLVER
HOLMES I take the precaution of unloading it. Uh huh. There we are.
Now, sergeant, ball of twine, please.
SERGEANT Wish I knew what you was up to, sir.
HOLMES I tie one end of the twine -- like this -- to the handle of
the revolver. So. Sergeant, see if you can find me a heavy stone, will you?
SERGEANT Right you are, sir.
WATSON Holmes, what are you
doing?
HOLMES Trying to reconstruct the killing of Mrs. Gibson. But you've
seen me miss the mark before, Watson. I have an instinct
for such things, and yet it has sometimes played me false. It seemed a certainty when
it
first flashed across my mind in Miss Dunbar's cell, but one drawback of an active mind
is that one can always conceive alternative explanations which would make our scent
a
false one. And yet-- Oh, well. We can but try.
SERGEANT Here's a nice stone, Mr.
Holmes.
HOLMES Thank you, sergeant! Now! I tie the other end of this twine to
a stone. Wait a minute. Like that. Splendid! Uh, sergeant, will you please take this
stone and stretch the twine across the parapet of the bridge there -- so that the
stone
will swing just clear of the water on the other side of the bridge?
SERGEANT Right you are, sir.
HOLMES I'll stand on the spot where Mrs. Gibson's body was found.
CALLS That's it, sergeant. Over the parapet.
SERGEANT
OFF All set, Mr. Holmes. The
stone's swinging about eight feet above the water.
HOLMES Splendid! Now, Watson, watch
closely. I raise the revolver to my head.
WATSON Careful, Holmes, careful.
HOLMES Don't worry, old chap it's not loaded. Now, let us imagine I
am the late Mrs. Gibson. I raise the revolver to my head and fire it.
CLICK OF EMPTY REVOLVER
HOLMES Instantly, my fingers release their grip and--
GUN RATTLES ACROSS BRIDGE ... LOUD CLANG AS METAL GUN HITS STONE PARAPET ...
SPLASHES AS STONE AND GUN SINK INTO STREAM
HOLMES There's your answer,
Watson!
WATSON Great Scott! The revolver flashed back out of your hand --
struck the parapet of the bridge -- and then the weight of the stone flipped it over
into the water!
HOLMES Was there ever a more exact demonstration? Come on, old
fellow!
SERGEANT You're a bloomin' magician, Mr. 'Olmes! That's what you are,
a bloomin' magician!
HOLMES Look at that! There's the second chip on the stonework of the
parapet here -- same size as the first!
WATSON Then the murder of Mrs. Gibson--?
HOLMES Wasn't murder at all! It was suicide!
WATSON What?
HOLMES We can follow the various steps quite clearly. A note was
extracted very cleverly from Miss Dunbar. A note which made it appear that she had
chosen the scene of the crime. Mrs. Gibson, in her anxiety that the note should be
discovered, somewhat overdid it by holding it in her hand to the last. That alone
should
have excited my suspicions earlier than it did.
WATSON Then she stole one of her husband's revolvers--!
SERGEANT And planted the other one in Miss Dunbar's wardrobe!
HOLMES Exactly! After discharging one of the cartridges, which she
could easily do in the woods without attracting suspicion, she then went down to the
bridge where she contrived this exceedingly ingenious method of getting rid of her
weapon. When Miss Dunbar appeared, she used her last breath in pouring out her hatred,
and then, when the girl had left, carried out her terrible purpose.
SERGEANT Then the missing revolver--?
HOLMES You'll find it, with the aid of a grappling hook, at the
bottom of the stream, and also the stone and the string, with which this vindictive
woman attempted to disguise her own crime and fasten a charge of murder on an innocent
victim.
WATSON Yes, sergeant, and don't forget, while you're at it, that my
revolver's down there, too.
SERGEANT
MOVING OFF Oh, don't worry, doctor. I'll get some grappling
hooks right away.
WATSON
CHUCKLES I must say, Holmes,
you've solved this case brilliantly. Quite brilliantly.
HOLMES Ah, I disagree, old chap And I fear that you will not improve
my reputation by adding the case of the Thor Bridge mystery to your annals.
WATSON Oh, nonsense. But that's ridiculous.
HOLMES Oh, no, it isn't, old boy. I've been sluggish in my mind --
and wanting in that mixture of imagination and reality which is the very basis of
my
art. I confess that the chip in the stonework was a sufficient clue to suggest the
true
solution, and I blame myself for not having attained it sooner.
WATSON Well, Holmes, personally, I
agree with the sergeant's opinion of you.
HOLMES Oh? What was that, old fellow?
WATSON
MIMICS THE SERGEANT You're a bloomin' magician, Mr. 'Olmes!
That's what you are, a bloomin' magician! LAUGHS
TO A FINISH
ANNOUNCER Well, doctor, Holmes really
was a magician -- that is, if you did find Mrs. Gibson's revolver, and your own, in
the
stream.
WATSON
CHUCKLES Oh, we found them all right. You don't think I'd
tell you the story otherwise, do you? What do you take me for, anyway?
ANNOUNCER Well, now that you ask, I'll tell you. I take you for a
very charming gentleman, a wonderful storyteller, and a fine host.
WATSON
BURBLES IN EMBARRASSMENT Oh, really, I--
ANNOUNCER Well, you are a gentleman, of the old school.
WATSON
MORE BURBLING
ANNOUNCER And you do tell a fine story.
WATSON You flatter me. You--
ANNOUNCER And you are a perfect host. That meal we had tonight was
wonderful.
WATSON Oh, it was?
ANNOUNCER And, um, that - that wine. What kind was it?
WATSON
STOPS BURBLING, REPROVING It was Petri Wine, and you know
it.
ANNOUNCER
CHUCKLES
WATSON And I should have known you were leading up to something. Mr.
Bartell, you should be ashamed of yourself. You'll do anything to get a chance to
talk
about Petri Wine. Though I can't say that I blame you.
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WATSON Well, next week, Mr. Bartell, I'm going to tell an adventure
that Holmes and I had amid the Oriental magnificence
of a maharaja's palace in India.
ANNOUNCER India? Sounds intriguing. What were you and Sherlock Holmes doing out there, doctor?
WATSON Oh, well, you'll have to wait till next week for the answer to
that question, my boy. But I can tell you that it was one of the weirdest problems
that
we ever had to solve. I call the story, "The Vanishing Elephant."
THEME ... CONTINUES IN BG
ANNOUNCER Tonight's Sherlock Holmes
adventure is written by Denis Green and Anthony Boucher and is adapted from the Sir
Arthur Conan Doyle story "The Problem of Thor Bridge." Mr. Rathbone appears through
the
courtesy of Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer and Mr. Bruce through the courtesy of Universal Pictures
where they are now starring in the Sherlock Holmes
series.
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